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A derogatory term for an asian person who acts black.
"Oh my god, look at that bruised bruised banana playing basketball!"
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An awsomeness song
I love Bruises and bitemarks.
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The uncanny phenomenon of unexplained bruises found on the body.
"Hey Jim, what's that bruise from?"
"It's a phantom bruise; noticed it yesterday."
After Brutally pounding a woman's ass hole your scrotum becomes purple, swollen, and is accompanied by sharp pain with dry skin resulting in a bruise.
Dude your sister gave me such a Sack Bruise last night
Invented by Melissa Page, the Blue Bruise is the greatest vodka drink ever consumed in the northern hemisphere. Contents: Lime vodka, sprite, and blue raspberry kool- aid (Must be made prior to mixing.) The name 'blue bruise' refers to the bruises one receives afer consuming multiple blue bruises and being pushed into an icy snow bank.
Bobby: I pushed Melissa into a snow bank so she could have more than one blue bruise last night.
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A bruised hole is an asshole that has been beaten up by someone or something. Typically found on porn stars and strippers, a bruised hole is when your butt hole is black and blue, bruised up, and beat up after someone fucks it or shoves something big in it.
Guy 1. Hey man, did you see that strippers bruised hole?
Guy 2. Yeah, it was so bruised and blown out!
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What happens sometimes when you're skateboarding and really not paying attention to the road in front of you. Usually the smallest rock, stick, pebble, or whatever, will stop your wheel(s), causing your board to stop and you to have a bit of a spill depending on how fast you're going
Huston: Sick man, did you get that from trying to do a heel-flip 360 at SPOT the other day?
Townend: Nah man, it's just a cruise bruise.
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