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A surname to a short angry man, usually has a need for ketchup and will swear violently if it isnt bought.
He may be seen wandering around Winnington Avenue for girls to "tickle".
His names Oliver Townend, He earns ten bucks a day, Goes round Julies and tickles her boobies and thats what he does all day, and thats what he does all day.. (8)
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a slang term used for someone who is a perfect boyfriend. also can be used for someone who is not as cool as there girlfriend.
omg my perfect bfs such a townend.
wait have u seen his girlfriend he’s such a townend.
When someone is so funny because they are such a donut
Mate I am such an Oliver Cooney and you are such a William Townend
A nice person but can be mean . If you ask anyone she is the sweetest person you will ever meet. All the boys love her and want to date her. She gets ALL THE BOYS.
That girl is so cute
It's a Piper townend
where elizabeth and beth moon in front of the job centre until they get jobs in maccies and then shit in all the happy meals
boyley: my happy meals got shit in it...
josh: elizabeth and beth probably did the townend tapdance
When your friend convinces you that underpaying Indians is a good business strategy as well as pimping only fans models for money. Also the type of guy to try to tell you that chameleon tints look good and ford ecobooms are a British touring car
Mate I’ve just been townended by a bloke what an idiot he is