Oh my fockin days bruv, usually used by British roadmen when they get vexxed
Omfd bruv, that dusty youte is gonna get cheffed, istfg im gonna back out da rambo
A Dickhead bruv is a saying used to demoralize and insult a person who is acting in a dickhead manor.
Mans dem is real dickhead bruvs
Window Bruv is an sentient entity which often lurks within buildings and will trade with passers by if they call the Window Bruv from outside. If one should enter the building, the Window Bruv will not be there. It is speculated that the Window Bruv is non-corporeal, however, on trading, a hand will reach out to recieve and distribute goods. The Window Bruv expects a fist bump before departure.
Person 1: Yo, Window Bruv.
Window Bruv: Yo?
Person 1: Can I swap you this NATO mask for a GOST?
Window Bruv: Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh!
Person 1: Yeah, that's the stuff.
Window Bruv: Safe.
Yeah, safe G. Safe G.
inferring that a person has been on methamphetamines, is acting crazy or in a way that appears to not be normal or sensible
That ain’t right mate, you been on the bruv
like a bromance, just a bit more sexy
love affair - BruvAffair
"Peter and Kevin's bruv affair is so naughty"
"So hot too"
Used in instances of great displeasure or disagreement between two parties.
Irish: Hey Ed, u wanna go and play Warhammer at my house?
Ed: oh Naaaaar Bruv
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Yea, sorry, we are about to head home, gonna try the Bruv Kentucky tonight.