Bob the Builder

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and smack her in the back of the head with a brick

Things were going great and then I pulled the ol Bob the Builder. I’m currently writing this from Jail

Builders Block

A condition where a free-style builder has nothing to build and is stuck, similar to Writers Block and commonly mistaken for Building Blocks

"I have no creative juices to build any more, I have Builders Block."

Bob the Builder

A short man who builds things. Also is short all around, AKA a small penis.

"Wow. Nice house."
"Yeah. Bob the Builder with the small penis built it."

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Bob The Builder

A swag man with gr8 banter in his pants he is op at fixing stuf and he is so swag that he builds with a fucking talking roller thingy called rolly

Bob The Builder did a shit

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builder's brew

A strong black tea with milk, usually with two sugars and served in a mug (as opposed to a teapot). Usually achieved with using strong quality tea brands, such as PG Tips or Yorkshire Gold. Term is also known as "builder's tea" and mostly used the commonwealth and ex-commonwealth (UK and Ireland especially). "Brew" is more colloquialism than "tea" and is more appropriate at informal environment, for example with your buddies.

#1. Office space.
James: All right mate?
Mike: Yeah, yourself?
James: Yeah, I'm well, thank you. You're up for builder's brew?
{then goes to make tea for everybody}

#2. "Make Mine a Builders" - a slogan and a name of the real but less-popular tea brand

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Bob the Builder

The greatest kids show ever. His name is Bob he he can fix things with his super cool tools and his amazing talking trucks.

He also has a girlfriend but they are cool and don't make out in public.

Bob the Builder, CAN WE FIX IT? Bob the Builder, YES WE CAN!

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builder's inspection

Unprofessional behaviour by domestic builders whereby during their lunch break they ALWAYS inspect the contents of the underwear drawer of an absent home owner especially if she is a real honey. Passing the items round they mentally picture her wearing them....I'm told...by numerous building acquaintances.

"Arrrrrrrrgh !!! You make sure you lock those fucking monkies out when you leave tomorrow"

"Why ????? They're doing great with the conservatory"

"BECAUSE David, they've held a fucking Builder's Inspection - that's why....I can tell"

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