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This little high pitched singer that thinks he's the shit cuz he knows Usher and Asher Roth.
The only reason Usher and Asher Roth hang out with Justin Bieber is because he lets them rape him in the ass.
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An aural-borne disease that affects many young females; usually between the ages 3 and 15. The virus targets the brain, releasing a high level of chemicals, causing large influxes of euphoria, anxiety, and depression. It later spreads to the nervous system, resulting in high-pitched singing or screaming, seizures, idolization feminine male celebrities, and surprise urination.
"Something's.... up with your daughter, isn't there?"
"Yeah, she's got Justin Bieber in her head. She's been pissing her pants for weeks listening to some preteen music garbage and putting up posters of an unattractive woman. It's pretty serious, I'd rather not talk about it."
"Shit, sorry dude."
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A "singer" with a girly voice and no talent. He's adored by some 12-year olds (especially girls). His fans call themselves "Beliebers", but I usually call them "Biebtards". I'm not gonna say he's gay or something, but he's not talented, his songs are not so good, and most of his fans are retards.
Fan: I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER SO MUCH HE'S SO TALENTED
Me: He's not talented at all. Get a life and don't listen to trash music like Bieber does.
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A drunk driving piece of shit that thinks he's cool because he owns a Ferrari, and dresses like a gangster. His music is about as original as a documentary of clichés directed by Michael Bay.
His songs are pretty much the same recycled shit over and over again (Boyfriend, Baby, As long as you love me etc...).
Stupid 12-year old girl: Liiiikkkke oh my gawd! Justin Bieber is soooo hottttt! He's so talented!
Sane person: You wouldn't know what talent was if it raped your fucking ear you stupid bitch.
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Some stupid idiot who sounds like a kid screaming at you after hacking them and no scoping them and looks like a drunk old rapper and sucks 8===D all night and farts poop on his very small fan base of old men
you suck 8==D like Justin bieber
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Canada's punishment to America for Miley Cyrus.
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. We are producing Justin Bieber as a punishment. However, not even he can compare to the shit that is the Jonas Brothers, so we will soon produce an even more annoying pop singer who will make girls scream and wet themselves, and he will have an even higher voice.
Sincerely,
Canada
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