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"Naked Thursday!" is a weekly event when we as free-spirited, fun-loving people celebrate the freedom, power and beauty of the bodies that God gave us. It is designed to be liberating, stress-relieving, and borderline kinky. Recommended activities while celebrating "Naked Thursday!" include, but are not limited to dancing, singing, drinking, cleaning, facebooking, and fornicating.
I love the liberating feeling I get on Naked Thursday!
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It is an outfit where the only thing worn is an apron. It can be worn with other forms of apparel such as socks, stockings, or panties. Any form of shirts, bras, and pants are not allowed.
It is preferred if a sexy women wore this.
Kumagawa's dream was for every girl to wear nothing but a naked apron. It has yet to be achieved.
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When one is not wearing a shirt, thus being naked on the top.
Girl 1: Woah look at all these shirt naked guys!
Girl 2: yeah, hubba hubba
The Naked Truth is an allegorical statue in St. Louis.
The sculptures refused to depict The Naked Truth with clothes because "Den she would not be naked."
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When you take such a nasty shit that you have to take off all your clothes just to handle it.
Friend1: Yo where were you? You're 20 minutes late, and your shirt is untucked!
Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge naked shit!
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Your school's annual day where clothing is optional and nudity is allowed. Some students aren't brave enough to go fully naked, but many will go at least partially nude - i.e. in their underwear, or shirtless. Over the course of the day, many students gain the confidence to strip down more and more, ending the day wearing much less than they started with.
Jacob: Are you doing Naked Day this year?
James: Yeah, for sure! I'm going completely naked! What about you?
Jacob: I might wear just underwear.
James: Okay. I hope Amanda goes fully naked again this year!
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One who burgles houses, or steals from other places, naked.
Sometimes done to avoid leaving evidence, but mainly just for the thrill of it.
Jack the naked burglar broke into the Smith's house, stole money and jewellery, had a wank and left.
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