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A show from 1999-2002 about a high school jock named Tommy Dawkins (Brandon Quinn) who is bitten by a werewolf. Tommy can only turn to Merton J Dingle (Danny Smith) for help. Tommy and Danny throughout the series fight a whole bunch of people who think they can be badasses and take over the world, such as vampires, mummies, other werewolves, and witches. Also Tommy and Merton have to deal with fellow badass Lori Baxter (Aimée Castle), who is Tommy's on and off girlfriend, but also has an obsession with seeing Tommy 'wolf out.' Merton wants her too, but everytime he tries she beats the crap out of him. :(
Fan- Hey, did you ever watch Big Wolf on Campus?
Danny Smith- Never heard of it.
Fan- I loved that Martin guy.
Danny Smith- I thought it was Merton?
Fan- How would YOU know?
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Barrington middle schools are shitshows and hellholes. At station, cliques are beating people up and are high as fuck while getting fingered by their “boyfriend” . You can expect slutty girls wearing the complete basic white girl starter pack and the boys just bring fuckboys in section three. Everyone is super fake and hates each other. They talk behind your back even if you’re right in front of them (they’re fucking idiots) good luck
Barrington Station campus is where fucking satan and his worshippers work
says no drugs but ummmmmmm yeah
Why there drugs on the floor. Must be Mackellar girls campus
K-12 prison full of braindead stoners and juulers that cried when mango pods became harder to get. The bundle that comes with the juulers makes all the bathrooms smell like shitty candy. While also being an “academic” school, their sports are some of the worst in the state. Also lots of suicides. Want a ethical reason to kill yourself? Go here. Great place but 7/10 rating for amount of homosexuals and retards.
Guy 1: Hey what school you go to?
Guy 2: Discovery Canyon Campus
Guy 1: Alright you know the deal show me your wrists.
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A student group at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) ran for the sole purpose of extracting serious lulz from the otherwise deadened student populace. The organization is a grotesque parody of the Campus Crusade for Christ but does reflect the cult-like following the works of Lovecraft et al. have garnered at MIT. Various activities include Sunday readings from the Necronomicon, the BBQ goat sacrifice during Campus Preview Weekend and Rush, and idol crafting circles. Their goal is to ensure they are eaten last when Cthulhu devours the world...so they can watch everyone else's suffering.
Student 1: "Hey, you gonna join CCC?"
Student 2: "Yeah, Christ rocks!"
Student 1: "Oh, no, man, I was talking about the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu!"
CCCMIT member: "Join us, and you shall be devoured last when mighty Cthulhu awakens and rises from the city of R'yleh!"
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barrington prairie campus is the worst. you have the group of brandy melville whores who sip iced caramel macchiatos at exactly 8:52 am. then you have the group of social rejects who slit their wrists for attention. then you have the republican trump supporting boys who literally smell like booty. bitches there don’t even know who to start or finish a relationship. i will not forget about jiggly gillette and his beanstalk looking ass. let’s also not forget that one bitch julia holland. if you wanna throw a drink at your ex please exit without crying julia. welcome to satan’s palace.
i was a victim at barrington prairie campus
A student who lives in the northern area of the University of Texas at Austin
Wow that guy lives in North campus? I didn’t know we had a North Campus Nigga in this club😳