Random
Source Code
Random
An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.
On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.
138👍 102👎
A healthy, low fat alternative to smack.
"I almost gave some money to a hobo the other day, but then I thought, he'll only spend it on smack, so I bought him a bag of carrots instead."
54👍 39👎
When you see an unattended drink, instead of adding roofies you put a carrot in it.
Damnit man, i left my drink for a minute and i got carroted.
12👍 6👎
The act of putting expensive fruit and vegetable items through the self service checkout as cheaper ones. For example, one might put through a mango as a carrot or an avocado as a potato and save a few dollars.
The price of avocados at the moment is ridiculous. The only way I can afford them is by carroting.
5👍 1👎
The act of sticking a carrot up someones ass.
Jay loves carroting his boyfriend.
33👍 24👎
an orange vegetable that grows in the ground, tastes good when ripe
My favorite food is the carrot.
43👍 41👎