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carrots

An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.

On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.

by b-rett62436 April 24, 2006


Carrots

A healthy, low fat alternative to smack.

"I almost gave some money to a hobo the other day, but then I thought, he'll only spend it on smack, so I bought him a bag of carrots instead."

by ring_leader_uk May 15, 2009


carrot

a carrot

person 1: Akko is getting lazy, no?

Akko: carrot

by Akko Stalin October 15, 2020


Carroted

When you see an unattended drink, instead of adding roofies you put a carrot in it.

Damnit man, i left my drink for a minute and i got carroted.

by Mr. BLT January 19, 2010


Carroting

The act of putting expensive fruit and vegetable items through the self service checkout as cheaper ones. For example, one might put through a mango as a carrot or an avocado as a potato and save a few dollars.

The price of avocados at the moment is ridiculous. The only way I can afford them is by carroting.

by NimbleFruitJube January 06, 2018


carroting

The act of sticking a carrot up someones ass.

Jay loves carroting his boyfriend.

by jaylovescarrots January 08, 2010


carrot

an orange vegetable that grows in the ground, tastes good when ripe

My favorite food is the carrot.

by Bugs Bunny April 02, 2003