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When ur boyfriend farts on your vagina and it cuts through your vagina lips
Me and my boyfriend were cuddling in bed and I was the big spoon and he left me a mean steam clever
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When one is simply so clever that others think that human is just spewing out raw mindless crap, when in actuality each and every sentence is a creative gem, each better than the last.
The dark side of cleverness.
"I have captured a great jungle lion. Every minute I am not wired one million dollars from someone, I will shave a line of beautiful majestic fur from his body. In exactly 24 hours i will place the cat back in the wild IN THE NUDE. He will be teased, hounded, ridiculed and humiliated till his face turns red. This will be your fault. COULD YOU LIVE WITH THAT? You have 24 hours, no cops or ill shave a rabbit too."
Not random garbage tongue, actual genius at work. Anti-Clever.
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Wanna get some weed and beer?
"whatevers clever trevor"
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to be too confident of your own intelligence in a way that annoys other people. (British variant of "too smart by half.")
'Too clever by half' was how one former teacher described him.
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The term applicable to all manner of cleverness, in which the speaker of a clever comment or doer of a clever action, has accomplished a great feat. More than a "smart ass", someone who has attained "Real Fuckin Clever" status has transcended intellectual and cultural bounds, proving to everyone around them that they are, in fact, quite clever. Abbrev. RFC.
*viewing a photograph of a dinosaur*
Person 1: Look, a Trannysaurus Rex.
Person 2: That was Real Fuckin Clever.
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A mental disease whereby the person has all the mental affects that would grant him/her a photographic memory, but they also suffer from all the mental aspects of amnesia, rendering him/her normal in terms of memory capability. The name of this syndrome derives from a real situation in which a fish know as "Goldy" would learn things incredibly fast (such as Einsteins Theory of Relativity and Triganometory) but would forget them in the following seven seconds.
"I can remember what songs were played on my 3rd birthday but unfortunately I suffer from Clever Fish Syndrome and as such I have forgetten."
"Goldy learnt how to turn lead into gold today, all though his fish brain forgot how to do this with 10 seconds"
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