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The Man who makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons.
If you have seen the movie Shoot 'Em Up you know what I speak of...this man can kill you with a carrot...
The Baddest S.O.B on any action movie...Bruce Willis comes in second to this guy
He is a badass british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that's like...o wait you dont because you're not Clive Owen
"Chuck Norris should watch his ass, here comes Clive Owen (Smith)"
Donna: "Who are you Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I'm a British Nanny and I'm Dangerous"
Hertz: "What's a matter, you don't like that story? Why dont you tell me one...I know, how about the one with the woman and the baby"!
Smith: "Maybe later, when i'm putting you to sleep".
anyone who enjoys eating muff for long periods of time
ben jones loves to clive munch all the time
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to play any Card game with more than one person and acting harmless so people over look your threat while moving in for the kill in other words being a sneaky git
"ahh your totaly trying to do a clive kelly on us"
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A mythical individual who resided in Saginaw Michigan who’s main claim to fame was using obscene language on CB, AM and FM radio in the 70’s.
Dude, he keyed the mic and went full Clive Walker Brown.
Clive Walker Brown said he’d waltz your wife around the room like a dog in heat.
What the fuck is clive named five?
nine, eight, seven, six, five, clive named five!
The act of leaving a Tim Tam biscuit in a cup of tea until it is soft and lost all form, then pouring into your girlfriends arse for her to squirt back into your mouth.
Named after Australian icon Clive Palmer.
"Hey dude how was your night?"
"Bro it was epic, me and Kara did the old Clive's Tim Tam Slam"
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My Step-son is a dirty little prick. He took a shit onto Xmas paper, wrapped it and added a card with my youngest sons’ name on it. Did the proper ‘dirty Clive’ on him.