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An explosive Shart rich in texture. This happens to people with hi-fiber diets. Bonus for identifiable matter I.E. corn, peanuts, carrots, peas, rubber bands etc.
During my juicing cleanse I Sharted in the shower spraying the wall with Ass-confetti. My wife couldn't understand why there was corn in the drain.
Dirt, gravel, Pebbles, Stones, Bricks. Any stone type object able to be thrown by youths found in rough regions or cities.
"Hey! What happened to your car?"
It got a bit of Birkenhead Confetti when I was touring..."
The act of trimming the tips of one's pubic hairs before sprinkling them on another.
Sam placed himself over his partner with his full baggy of pube tips, ready for a covering of yeti confetti.
confetti party is when a guy blows his load and shoots it all over the place.
the walls looked like a jackson pollock after the confetti party.
When your girl is deepthroating so hard that she's gonna puke.
So when you cum on her face, she starts puking on the ground while grinding her teeth to contain the lumps.
When you're done cuming and she's done puking, she showers with the lumps like confettis to celebrate.
Yo, I just did the confetti shower to my girl, it was lit.
When you cum in a potato and microwave it until soft. You then throw it at your spouse
Bitches be complaining about the potato famine so I hit her with the Irish Confetti.
The incredible amount of self advertisement/promotional fliers that fall out of a Playboy magazine after initial opening.
Man A: "Dude! Just got my new Playboy!"
Man B: "Nice! Why did all of those papers just come flying out??"
Man A: "Oh, that's nothing, just Playboy Confetti."