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When you still can't take a quality dump days after a heavy night of drinking.
...on a side note, your boy hasn't dropped a deuce since that Jack fucked me up on Sunday. This fucking constipation hangover is no joke at this point...
The general inability to produce any final outcomes or progress within a corporate environment. Due primarily to ineptitude in management and policies that prevent the full release of employee performance and potential.
I need a new job. It's the same old corporate constipation. I'm getting no where here.
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A synonym for writer's block, only more extreme. Where one cannot think properly due to many things: insomnia, nightmares, under-disgested hummus, brain farting and many more serious reasons such as amnesia.
Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: Uhh...34?
Person 1: ...what?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from mental constipation
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The inability to successfully produce an effortless secretion of intestinal gas through the anus.
Warning** -The deliberate forcing of said constipated fart can result in undesirable faecal matter
I didn't know if I had a constipated fart or not, so I sat on the toilet and pushed,but nothing came out; not even a wisp of air. Therefore, I pushed with even greater force until a sudden release of unpleasant gas was excreted.
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Refering to a task or work load so large that all production comes to a stop.
This project is so immense that everyone is suffering from Task Constipation.
What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".
{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.
Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.
A computer network that is so congested or overloaded that data transfers at extremely slow speeds.
I can't even open facebook, we must be suffering from a constipated network.