full costco

1. "super size me" but for just about anything.
2. To go all the way, go big, buy in bulk.
3. The final evolution of sice

Roommate: Bro, we're out of toilet paper. How many rolls should I get?
Me: bro, go full costco. I don't want to have to buy any more TP for the rest of the year.
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person 1: should I get 6 mcnuggets, or 10?

person 2: go full costco dude, it's such a great deal
person 1: I can eat 50 nuggets
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*walks into donut shop*
Me: I just want one donut
Me to Me: (go full costco)
Me: "Yeah um can I order um three dozen donuts, uh twelve of those glazed..."
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Hotel Desk: "what room would you like sir"
Me: "Yo hook me up full costco"
Hotel Desk: *hands me keys to the presidential suite*
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Romeo: girl i love you full costco
Juliet: *swoon*
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Me: "Ima go full costco writing these example sentences

costco breath

the breath you get after eating all the samples offered at costco.

Dude 1: I need a gum so bad!
Dude 2: yeah, bro you have costco breath!
Dude 1: I know! But all the food samples at costco were good!

costco important

Self important because they have a membership to Costco.

She is Costco Important

Costco rental

The term used when you purchase something from Costco with the intent to use it as a rental and then return it after work.

I need another TV for the big game, looks like I'll be getting a Costco rental.

Costco Member

An overweight, disgusting person who thinks they're entitled to be an asshole because they paid for their membership.

They also tend to ask stupid questions and make pointless complaints and can be seen still shopping once the store is closed.

Member (while standing next to the raw meats): where is your frozen hamburger?

Employee: Did you check the freezer?

Member: No. *walks away*

Employee: What a dumbass Costco Member.

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Costco-ing

When you or someone in your household go shopping at Costco and buy so much food that you don't even know what to do with it.

Roomate- "Duude, I went costco-ing today! There's food everywhere!!!"

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costco door

A miniature door leading straight from the garage into the kitchen pantry, allowing someone to slide their groceries straight into the pantry. A costco door is small and not intended to walk through.

Unloading the car was so much quicker since we could slide everything through the costco door.