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Cottage coring

The sexual act of inserting cottage cheese into ones anus, therefore they have a “cottage core

I tried cottage coring, not sure if I liked it too much though.

by TXL May 19, 2022


Cunt Cottage

Not unlike a She Shed or Bitch Barn, the Cunt Cottage is equipped with tools for most any project and is owned by a strong women who knows how to use all her tools.

Jessica has her Cunt Cottage prepared for the home improvement and landscaping projects.

by JaWar June 12, 2020


spring cottage

The spirit of a pine tree that now serves as the ghost and protector of walkway shoveling. It is said that the pine tree was once a mortal tree and then became an Inside Christmas tree when it was put into a Christmas tree stand, but after seeing it's family shovel snow and being thrown into a dumpster to chill with the Ninja turtles it was reincarnated into the magical ghost of walkway shoveling, that sprouts new branches for arms and helps shovel people's walkways and has pizza with the Ninja turtles.

That dude outside is being a spring cottage with that shovel.

by jatgm1 March 8, 2018


woolly cottager

A person who meets with others for random acts of wool use, consumption of refreshments and putting the world to rights.

The woolly cottagers will meet on Old Maid's Day for an afternoon of crochet,knitting, chatting and plotting.

by Nana Nowthen May 14, 2014


Rose Cottage

The euphemisms “Rose Cottage” and “Rainbow's End” are sometimes used in British hospitals to enable discussions about death in front of patients. The name Rose Cottage was adopted so that announcements concerning the morgue can be made over the tannoy without upsetting anyone

Tannoy announcer: "Can a hospital porter please go to bed 10 on Ward B. Cyril Jarvis needs to be taken to Rose Cottage, thank you."

by pauly coconuts September 5, 2020


cottage mung

Cottage mung is a cheese curd product with a mild flavor. The curd is usually washed to remove acidity giving sweet curd mung. It is eaten in salads, with fruit, and with fruit puree. Cottage mung is a favorite food among bodybuilders for its high content of protein while being relatively low in fat.

My great aunt fixed me a delicious bowl of cottage mung with sliced pears.

by wilcod February 8, 2008

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Royal Cottage

Similar to a dutch oven. The difference is that instead of farting in bed, you fart in a small place like an elevator, car, or tent.

When we went camping, she gave me royal cottage in the tent.

by Thomaso January 21, 2007

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