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The man known for sleeping with Jerry's wife
"That damn Craig is sleeping with my wife again" - Jerry
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Will fuck your mom silly and have her cook him up a meal after
Craig smashed your mom then she made him chicken parm lol, shes in love
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A short man with a bad temper and no sense of how to act in society. One that is easily angered and can't be reasoned with. In general he is a lil bitch and should be shunned.
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To be stood up with no explanation.
To be craiged.
'What happened to your date last night?'
'They stood me up and didn't tell me why'
'Oh how awful. I would hate to get craiged.'
'You better come tonight, don't craig me'
'I can't believe he didn't turn up. He pulled a craig'
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If you know a person named craig, let's be honest... They smell like hippo feces. Craigs are severely overweight and insecure about themselves. He doesn't meet the height requirements for a lot of the rides at Disneyland, but he exceeds the weight limit by a good margin. He believes he can pull any girl, but cries in a corner when no girl wants to kiss him at a party. A key attribute Craig's have is FOMO, or fear of missing out. When he is not invited somewhere, beware... He WILL find your location and show up uninvited. During some scenarios, he'll break into your house. You won't see him wearing anything other than the same generic hoodie he wears everyday, which you can see his bulging stomach come out of. Most of the time, someone will flame the fuck out of craig and he will take it and accept the facts. However, if you make him really... REALLY mad, he will think of a shitty roast and try to use it against you. Unfortunately, Craig is too much of an L that even when he does thing of a half decent roast, you just laugh it off cause after all, it's craig trying to roast you, the biggest loner you know. His hobbies include flexing that he got invited somewhere so that his peers do not think he's a lonely fat fuck and taking floor shits. Next time you see a craig, say something nice or at least buy him a chapstick for his scaly lips or a toothbrush for his hot musty breath. He could use an act of kindness and a break from getting bodied everyday. He’s a Jewish boy
Jeez dude you've gained like 300lbs, you can't let go of yourself like that, you're starting to look like craig
My girlfriend dumped me, I got kicked out of my house, and my fish died... I feel lonelier than craig
ew did a homeless man just shit on you? You almost smell as bad as craig
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Worthless loser that will forever be alone and no one cares about.
He is a Craig don't even look at him.
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A person that annoys many. This man is one full of emotion and is not afraid to show it!
OH MY!!! Craig was being so annoying he always gets butt hurt about everything! :/
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