Greek credit card

A credit card used to run up debt which is then assumed by another. Typically obtained either by college students or Southern European nations.

College Student #1 "I'm tapped out & have no money to shop and party."

College Student #2 "Well, you need a Greek credit card."

months later...

Parent "I just got your credit card bill in the mail. You need to go get a job because I'm not paying this!"

College Student #1 "Geez, don't be so German!"

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Credit Card Swipe

Swiping a credit card through a strippers ass instead of paying with money

Connor was out of money but still wanted a lap dance so he did a credit card swipe.

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fuzzy credit card

"Fuzzy credit card" is a moderately pejorative phrase referring to the costs that a male normally incurs while socializing with a female. An obvious and sophomoric comparison is made between using a credit card reader and the act of sexual intercourse: Sliding one's penis into a woman's vagina will rack up the highest interest rates you are ever going to pay.

1. That woman is a real fuzzy credit card. I'm bankrupting myself just trying to satisfy her desires for gifts and expensive dinners!

2. Dude, I had to dump that chick. I was racking up too many charges on that fuzzy credit card.

3. She sure is enjoyable to be around, but I had to shit-can her, because she ended up being a fuzzy credit card.

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Mississippi Credit Card

A set of bolt cutters used to cut locks to gain entry into tool sheds, storage buildings and businesses with the intent to steal property.

Bubba couldn't afford child support this month so he went on a shopping spree with his Mississippi Credit Card.

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tennessee credit card

Garden hose used to syphin gas out of cars

syphin gashosetennessee credit card

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dick credit card

When a man takes his full erect penis and swipes it like a credit card between a male or female's ass cheeks

the guy i was with last night gave me a dick credit card

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Credit Card Game

Gambling with a group of friends to pay for food, by placing a credit card from everyone in the bill and telling your server to pick one at random.

"Man, I lost a credit card game last night. There were six of us at The Cheesecake Factory and the bill was $150"

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