Cupcake

A girl with muffin-tops that likes to be cummed on.

Person one: look at that girl, She is chubby and loves to get a pearl necklace.

Person two: yeah, She is such a cupcake.

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Cupcake

The action where which, gas -usually from the rectum- is cupped in ones hand and released in anothers face. Cupcake.

- *Farts in hand and releases it in front of someones face*
- CUPCAKE!!! hahaha

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Cupcake

Typically a boy who never makes any time whatsoever for his friends. He'd rather be with his girlfriend all day everyday BUT when he does have free time he will skate.

Bob: Hey want to hang out?
Henry: Hell nah, I'm busy with my girlfriend.
Bob: *shrug* You're such a cupcake

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Cupcake

An obese or overweight person that feeds off of drama and, of course, cupcakes (the food item).

If you eat too many cupcakes you'll turn into one!

I'm so glad those cupcakes don't bother us anymore, I hate their drama.

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Cupcake

Oral sex performed on either gender.

Were there Cupcakes involved? (Did you guys go down on each other?)

I got a Cupcake! (He ate me out!)

My Cupcake was ok...the Baker was bad, but there was frosting. (Her technique was bad, but I still came.)

I could have a Cupcake everyday. (I want a blowob everyday.)

Was there a wrapper on the cupcake? (Did you use a condom?)

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Cupcake

Jailbait pussy, or a teenager's vagina.

Watch yourself with that cupcake, man! Don't want to get in trouble with the law.

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Cupcake

Cupecake is a person who is prone to extreme exaggerations, and loud obnoxious behavior. He is a person who make outlandish claims and repeats the same sayings constantly. His Self proclaimed achievements include :
Holding the high school track record.

Playing Triple A Baseball
Having a Second Degree Blackbelt in Ta Quan Do
Drinking a 5th of whiskey nightly
Doing enough cocaine to kill a family of elephants
Dealing more cocaine than recorded in Louisiana history.

Worked 30 years in a chemical plant
Broke a mans jaw in a single punch
Has a penis so big it hits his knee
Owns 18 rent houses
Dealt cocaine at work, which he filled his tool box with
Daughter is a doctor who live with 5 other female doctors
Was in the Italian Mafia
Know more about football than anyone alive.

All before he turn 50.

"Did that really Happen or are you being a cupcake?"

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