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Something you eat while taking a crap
I am going to eat one of those chicken curds
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When you are banging your lady in the poop shoot and she is agape, you spin around and defecate into her anus, then rotate back around to continue anal coitus until ejaculating into your own feces.
I met this girl the other night at the bar, she was so nasty i had to give her the old curds and whey.
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The term used in the surgeon's logbook to describe the sort of smeggy excretion produced by all the members of HMS Port Royal after they were all entertained by the same lady in a Port in Jamaica over a three-day period. Widely recognised as an excuse for having no quinine left.
'...Jan 21, 1653. The men are all up against the trots and the penile curd, although the hammocks preclude any buttock-ranging infestations...' Naval Surgeon, HMS Gallant
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the white smeg that sticks to vaginal hair
She was perfect, except for all those hair curds.
(see Mungo Jerry)
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When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.
I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.
I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.
The Kentucky Cheese Curd is a sexual act/game preformed in the bedroom when the Male gapes the female's asshole and puts multiple cheese puffs in her ass, and 1 single milkdud. Once this is achieved the Male subject then guesses how many cheese puffs she will fart out before the milkdud. If guessed incorrectly, he has to eat all of it. If guessed correctly, she has to eat it.
Honey, when you get home would you like to spice things up, and have a Kentucky Cheese Curd?
1. A scatological sex act. The giver defecates onto (solid) or into (liquid) his or her lovers nose. Rumored to be a favorite among the many sexual deviants that inhabit the great white north
2. A practical joke. A person who is passed out or deep in sleep is given a Canadian Curd Bucket by rubbing fecal matter into their nostrils. This results in an ever-present and overwhelming odor perceptible only to the recipient. If done properly the recipient will be only be able to smell and taste feces for days.
Chad: He Steve what did you do while you were in Edmonton?
Steve: I watched a Vietnamese whore give a guy a Canadian Curd Bucket at a peep show. It was the best!
Chris: Everywhere I go today stinks like shit!
Will: Oh, I forgot to tell you, I gave you a Canadian Curd Bucket while you were passed out.
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