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A future hall of fame right-hand pitcher for the boston red sox,arizona diamondbacks, and philadelphia phillies. Although he is a great pitcher, he ruins his reputation as a good pitcher with his loud mouth. Curt Schilling is a drama queen who faked a bloody ankle as an excuse just in case he ended up losing to the yankees (a real team). He always tries to get people to love him, but most never do and never will.
Tom: Do you want to fake sick to get out of gym class today?
Bob: Who do you think I am Curt Schilling?!?
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Pitcher for the Red Sox. Beat the Yankees with one leg in the 2004 ALCS and lead the Red Sox to their first championship since 1918.
-Curt Schilling is super cool
-Not as cool as Lou Merloni
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Listening to angry rock music while getting butt fucked by a random Tinder date and crying after it.
I thought it was going to be a romantic date night until a dirty Curt happened.
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To pass out or to leave the spot you are hanging out at,basically closing tha curtain on the situation
Hey man I'm about to curt out I was drinking way too much!
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The best pitcher in the world who helped the Boston Red Sox win their first World Series in 86 years.
Despite having a bad ankle Curt Schilling helped the Red Sox make one of the best comebacks ever!
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