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An overly dramatic female who believes (or is attempting to convince others) they are dying from a usually minor ailment. An expert user of Dr Google, and calling ambulances for transport to hospital, when they have adequate private transport. Able to use a phone to take selfies, whilst complaining of (>/= 15/10) pain to any health/medical professional willing to listen. Usually found in the foetal position, crying with an item (e.g. hand, blanket or clothing) covering their face, whilst talking on the phone. More dramatic then a 2yr old mid tantrum. The female equivalent to the boy who cried wolf...but more exaggerated emotional behaviour.
We have a dying swan in the waiting room. Came via ambulance. Cannot walk due to a productive cough. Believes she is suffering from a life threatening condition.
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“I’m dying” does not mean you are actually dying. “I’m dying” can be used when any inconvenience comes your way or you are laughing at something.
Robert: It’s so hot outside I’m legit melting
Bob: 99% sure that I’m dying
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A term commonly used on the internet for when someone is laughing very hard or simply can't stop laughing.
Oh my god I'm dying, rip me. That was so fucking funny.
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The dying yak is where, a man or woman who has a retarded amount of pubes, hovers over a sleeping persons face and proceeds to fart. At the same time they start making moaning noises. This represents the sound of a hairy and dying yak who has been immobile for days.
Hey bro have you ever heard of the dying yak? Well allow me to tell. Lets say someone has passed out on the couch with shoes on of course. So you will remove your pants, hover over the passed out persons face. Cup balls and lift towards stomach. Proceed to wrench out the most disgusting fart ever and moan in a deep fashion. This will represent the sound of an immobile and dying yak. (The fart and hairy taint add for effect)
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Referring to one of Linguini Bros' written down lyrics. This basically means "candy," the "'dy" stands for the "dy" part that comes after can, and the "can'" part comes before the dy part.
This makes it so that the next line will rhyme, as this phrase was made for rap.
'Dy of the can' = candy
W4VEFORM: I won't hop in your van, it's not that I don't want the 'dy of the 'can, it's just that I know you don't be makin' bands.
Person in the van (kidnapper): 'Dy of the can'? What the fuck is that?
W4VEFORM: candy...
The desire to take the lower path and strike an opponent yet choosing to repress the urge.
Hollywood was dying to be angry at Tootie for wrecking her bike, but she just gave him a sigh and returned to her room.
When you're riding a bicycle with locking pedals and can't get your foot out in time to stop properly and you helplessly fall to one side.
As the light suddenly turned red, I pulled a dying buffalo and fell on my side.