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The act of bouncing your penis off the forehead of a MILF in the back of a ice cream truck.
“I couldn’t get the smell of ice cream off my penis for a week after that dirty dante.
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Dante Gous is one of Karen Hausman’s many love interests on her Tik Tok and Facebook pages.
He is mentioned many times by Karen and is said to always be around wherever she goes!
The arch nemesis of Kanye West, he is most known as the master mind behind the keeping up with the Kardashians film set bombing of 2031, he is also the the reason Kanye didn't win the 2020 election by using his corrupt influence in electoral college.
(spoilers incoming click away if you haven't read the manga)
In Kanyes' 2069 album yeezyz' nuts, it is revealed that both Kanye West and Dante East are ye-incarnations of ancient warriors destined to battle each other for the fate of the universe.
I saw Dante East wrestling a T-Rex yesterday; it was the most badass thing I'd ever seen.
The wisecracking half-man, half-demon star of the ass-kicking game series Devil May Cry. He is the son of Sparda and the brother of Vergil Sparda. He owns a demon hunting agency called Devil May Cry (duh), of which he is sole owner, employee, and agent. he traditionally carries a large broadsword (Examples: Rebellion, Sparda Sword, Force Edge, Alastor) and two .45 caliber pistols, one black and one white, called Ebony and Ivory, which never run out of ammo. However he has been known to carry other weapons, such as an icy three-sided nunchaku/flail, two scimitars, fiery gauntlets, even an electric (literally) guitar, as well as a full compliment of firearms, from lasers to sniper rifles, to rocket launchers. Again, none of these run out of ammo.
Dante is a bit full of himself, and for good reason. His half demon heritage gives him phenomenal strength, speed, agility, and healing abilities, to the point where he can get impaled multiple times and still lay down a good ass-kicking. While he normally takes on a human form, he has the ability to use a "Devil Trigger", which makes him stronger, faster, take less damage, and just more badass in general for a short period of time. He is constantly at odds with the legions of Hell which his father locked away and his brother, Vergil, who is thought to have been killed. He has a large red jewel around his neck that is the only thing he has left of his mother, who was killed by demons when was young (thus inspiring him to become a demon hunter).
Dante: Well, this is my kind of rain.
No wonder the sky looks so funny today.
Lady: Let me go!
Dante: Let you go?
But it would be a waste if you ended up as just a pretty stain.
Dante: You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the
only just left.
Vergil: My sincerest apology, brother. I was so eager to see you and
couldn't concentrate on the preparation of the bash.
Griffon: "You! Are you the human, the son of Sparda, who challenges the
Darkness Mundus?"
Dante: "Flock off feather-face, or you can stick around and find out the
hard way!"
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Quite possibly one of the most influential books in an entire era. Dante Aligheri is the author of The Inferno which is an epic story of how Dante crosses the nine circles of hell. The poetic form is what is currently known as a tursa rema. Dante himself was the first writer who entered Europe into the Renaissance because of his reforms in writing and his general genius and influence over an entire continent.
"Through me the way is to the city dolent; Through me the way is to eternal dole; Through me the way among the people lost. Justice incited my sublime Creator; Created me divine Omnipotence, The highest Wisdom and the primal Love. Before me there were no created things, Only Eterne, and I eternal last. All hope abandon, ye who enter in!"
-Inscription of the gates of hell Canto III
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After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"
She never talked to me again after she was Dante Mustachio.
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