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Darien is a little town in Fairfield County where everyone looks and acts alike. All the moms drive around in suburbans with those ridiculous Blue Wave stickers that everyone in Stamford and Norwalk laughs at.
Basically, I'd rather live in the middle of Harlem then in Darien where everyone is a exactly alike and can not think for themselves. Everyones to busy worrying about what everyone else has and is doing.
Darien is so fake it makes Pamela Anderson's boobs look real.
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i have lived in darien my whole life and most of these defintions come pretty close. except the one about target. if u are older than 10 and wher stuff from target then you are a loser. most kids go to places like darien sport shop and wishlist to buy polo vineyard vines juicy coutour true religion and 'seven's". kids in middle school casually spend 20-50$ on dinner with their friends on weekends. everyone is afraid of norwalk and stamford,we all listen to 50 cent but we are terrified of NYC. most pop. shows are 24 and house and CSI. most kids have straight a's or a's and b's. 150-200 is the average price on jeans
in 8th grade most people havent done drugs but by high school...
at post corner pizza in darien the blonde 14 year olds casually slapped 80 dollars on the table after they spent 20 minutes figuring out the tip
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Slacking, loafing, or in any other way avoiding an honest day's work.
What are you doing home at 3 p.m. on a Monday? I can't believe you're darienning when you should be working!
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Darien Lake theme park resort is located in Darien center NY. Darien Lake is one of the best places in NY. The Ride Of steel is the best ride! Darien Lake is nothing compared to Cedar Point. The workers are Darien Lake are nice people but they are all country farmers that have nothing better to do than get drunk and smoke weed. All the workers and ride opperators are jealous of the Lifeguards, the lifeguards have it best. When working at DL you wish for a thunderstrom to close everything down, but there is a bubble around DL and it never thunderstorms. It has been seen, a thunderstrom approach DL and split into 2 clouds and go around darien lake and than form back togather as one. But when you visit Darien Lake as a visitor it always rains and thunders so it sucks. The lifeguards are DL are mean people, they always are yelling at us,but than they have wave breaks, and during those what do they do? they all break the rules that they yelled at us for breaking, i also like the fact that when you look at a lifeguard after they jumped in, for guys you can see the outline of there huge dicks! and for girls you can see there hard nipples. i have only seen one lifeguard with huge tits! all the rest have small tits. but all the guys have huge dicks. If i was a female lifeguard i would ask the guys to send me pictures of there huge dicks or i would stare at there huge dicks while they are wet. its ridiculous how well there shitty outfits show there dicks. The ride opperators are also mean people and they look like they hate there job very much! they are never in good moods. All the female opperators are ugly and all the males are gay. I really like the baby blue polos though, they are sexy. the food at Darien lake is awful! and its such a rip off!!!! If you go to Darien lake never buy the food. it sucks.
"yo lets go to Darien Lake"
"why that place sucks"
"we can flirt with the workers"
"all the workers are ugly except lifeguards"
"thats true, but we live on a farm, lets go get wasted out of our minds at darien lake"
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A city in Illinois, in the subarbs of Chicago. The slogan of this town is, "A nice place to live". The slogan lies. There is absolutely nothing to do here, but there is a Taco Bell, a Dairy Queen, and DCP (Darien Community Park). Also, because this is such a boring town, a good portion of the teenagers here do drugs because they having nothing better to do with their time. So there's something. Chances are, if you are a teenager and you live in Darien, you go to Hinsdale South High School. South is a pretty good school, and was ranked 10th in the state. Hinsdale South also has two Astroturf fields, but no air conditioning. We suck at most of our sports, but we're pretty alright at Danceline and girl's badmintion. The weather here fucking sucks as well. Our winters are cold as shit, and the spring is apparently as well. The weather for this summer has been cool and rainy, makes sense. Clearly, this town sucks and i will move far away from here when I get older for sure. But hey, there's a ton of drugs.
Bob: So what's there to do here in darien, illinois?
Joe: Absolutely nothing.
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Slang Term for a munch or a quick snack
Awryt mate, hawd it there am just going to get a Darien Dunch, ken aye..
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There's not only a Darien in Connecticut, we exist too. Darien, Illinois is plainly considered 'the most boring place to live' by all of its teen-aged inhabitants. Ironically, the slogan of this little town is that it is a nice place to live. There may not be a lot to do but there is a whole lot of drugs and it's only a half hour from Chicago which is one of the greatest places ever besides the fact that more than half the year is winter. The most exciting thing that goes around is drugs, we are weed nation. If you're looking for a diverse town with its own LA, Darien is for you. Not only is it "racially diverse" but it ranges from rich to poor, preppy to whatever the opposite is. Along with that, if you're looking for a good time, Zero Gravity is nearby, so crack up that fake ID and go get wasted. The less socially inclusive kids do thrilling things such as see movies, and smoke weed at the many parks in the area. Definitely the best place on earth to get high and fuck shit up.
Darien, Connecticut: Ohai, we are so rich and perfect.
Darien, Illinois: Bitch please, we got some weed all up in here.
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