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a town in Delaware where everybody thinks they are a hard ass. Depending on where you live you might live in a nice neighborhood or you can live in a real shitty neighborhood there no in between. nobody in Bear reps that they live there most will say there from New Castle or Middletown or Newark or even Wilmington but nobody reps Bear.. Most kids in Bear go to William Penn or any of the vo-techs( Hodgson, St.Georges, Howard, Delcastle)..you know you live in Bear when you go to wawa at 2am and you see everybody you know either drunk or high or both chilling in the parking lot talking about a party that just got bopped and your trying to make more moves..You know you live in Bear when numerous of times junkies coming begging for money in the parking lot and there excuse is they need gas money to get to philly. or there girl left them and they need to call a taxi to go to there ma's house(the same junkies use the same excuse every weekend even when u tell them u gave them money last weekend lol but they say that was last weekened)if you live in Bear you are the shit because thats where i grew up
Bear, Delaware- "catch me on 40"
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Crossing the Delaware is when you and your friend/partner board an airplane sitting in seats opposite one another across the isle with powdered wigs ready to be worn. It’s important to store said wigs until you’re in takeoff to avoid suspicion. Once the your plane begins takeoff and the fasten seat belt sign is on with no flight attendants in the isle, you and your buddy start by donning your wigs. Then, jack each other off another across the isle to full completion. If you can both finish before the flight attendants resume working in the isles, you have successfully crossed the Delaware. If not, America loses the revolutionary war. Move with purpose.
On our way to Vegas, we started the trip by Crossing the Delaware.
Moving seamlessly from one hole to the next while preforming oral sex on a female.
George Washington was a master at crossing the delaware, without ever getting wet.
I tried to get him to cross the delaware, but he said he'd never leave New Jersey.
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Delaware County is a middle class county situated next to Philadelphia County. It is home to a generally Irish Roman Catholics, whose economic and educational status gradually declines as a person moves from North to South in the county. In the Radnor and Ardmore sections of "Delco" the incomes, educational levels are high. But if one moves south, he encounters a decline in civilized behavior. Central locations like Drexel Hill and Havertown are home to many professionals, and Philadelphia businessmen. However, districts closer to Baltimore Pike and Route 476 have become well known for their high levels of trailer trash hookers, wiggers, degenerates, and uneducated white people (e.g. Ridley, Interboro, Aldan, and Eddystone)And while Delaware County is dominantly Caucasian, the state of mind is often considered "decidedly hood rat". To complicate matters, the absolute most southern point in Delaware County is Chester, a community composed of African Americans. This portion of the county, compromised of citizens of a different skin color, has never set well with the toothless inbreeds of Eddystone and Briar Cliff, who are abundantly racist, uneducated, tattooed, and addicted to marijuana and other illegal substances, and wear Timberland Boots (purchased at 69th Street Terminal), Beater (purchased at TJ Maxx in Springfield, Kohls on Baltimore Pike, Modells Baltimore Pike, or any local Ross Dress for Less TM), and a pair of excessively long and baggy shorts of the Jordan Brand
"Yo homie, lets go ride majestically into Springfield with the rest of our gangster friends from Briar Cliff and show all those pussies how hood rat south Delaware County is."
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A Delaware Destroyer is where you order one bourbon, one scotch, one beer at the bar and pound them back-to-back-to-back in honor of John Lee Hooker, and more popularly, George Thorogood and The Delaware Destroyers.
I was at the bar last night and my boy made me do a Delaware Destroyer. I did it then blacked out, man that was awesome!
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The common phrase used to describe the Philadelphia metropolitan area. It is in fact, a misnomer, as the Delaware Valley is not a true valley but rather a downward-sloping plain the Delaware River. Heard mainly by residents of South Jersey, Pennsylvania, and sometimes Delaware. Encompasses the counties of Bucks, Montgomery, Chester, Delaware, Gloucester, Burlington, New Castle, Camden and as of 2005, Berks County. Well-known for having some of the worst interstate highway infrastructure among the largest U.S. metropolitan areas, specifically in Pennsylvania.
It is virtually impossible to drive from Reading to Philadelphia without traveling on the overcrowded, prehistoric, Schyulkill Expressway. Welcome to the Delaware Valley.
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The Delaware Dragon is a vile sex act which involves a man taking his lover out for a romantic dinner and feeding her to her stomachs content. Afterward when they have returned to his place of residence and she is performing fellatio upon him he waits until his climax approaches. At the moment before climax he seizes the back of her head and crams it onto his cock, effectively forcing her balls deep. He then ejaculates in her throat, and while pulling out jerks his penis against her gag reflex causing her to vomit up all the freshly ejaculated semen and the previously eaten meal (the plume of vomit resembling the fire of a dragon's mouth).
"Oh hey Bill, what did you and Carol do after dinner Friday night?"
"Nothing much really went home... and gave her a DELAWARE DRAGON!"
"No way man! That is fucking disgusting! But props to you man I didn't think it was possible to pull off."
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