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When you are going down on a woman and just before she orgasims you run away wearing only what you have on at the time.
Some girl brought me home from the bar last night for so winding down. After stuffing me face in her britches Denmark dine and dashed her!
The Lego can withstand the force of 950 LB before braking. It is consider Denmark's weapon of mass destruction.
Oh,no.. no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no! There coming...and they have Denmark's weapon of mass destruction! we are screwed
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Australian "Love account manager" and gold-digger who married into the Danish Royal Family in 2004. Known for using pointy-toed stillettoes to nail the balls of Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark (aka 'the Dumbling') to the walls of a share-house in Sydney, Australia, on their first date. Famous for crying on Denmark television as she recounted her love for her dead grandmother - before a reporter revealed he had found her letters in Mary's trash bin. The Danish Royal Family invented the 'post-nuptial agreement' as damage control in the wake of revelations about Mary's relatives, who include a convicted child rapist, Brendan Johncock.
Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, born plain Mary Donaldson in the boondocks of Tasmania, rose to fame, and then infamy, as the novelty of having a Nordic Imelda Marcos wore off and the Danish taxpayer revoted when she installed 20 bathrooms in the palace.
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Stumpy loser euro-royal who tried to hang out with Snoop Dogg in Copenhagen and got booted so more chicks would fit in the venue. Tried to bribe his way back into Snoop Dogg's circle by getting Danish security police to release Dogg's bag of weed. Also known for meekly following his butch wife, Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, around shopping centres, shopping for kids clothes.
There he was, Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, a man who should have had the world at his feet, trailing around with his bogan nieces and nephews in the boondocks of Hobart.
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The Queen of Denmark is the rebel queen that broke the rules for the deputy commander, Lee Joong-chan, to take her lover, and to give her his love in return, the Queen of Denmark exists in every century, as someone else, and she meets her lover, in different ways as he reaches to her heart, and he will always be there
Nika: Yo Lee if you were the queen of Denmark now, who would be your lover?
Lee: …
Lee: Lee Joongchan
Nika: no, seriously
Lee: ok
Lee: Lee Chan
Denmarkism is a religion based on the anime Hetalia. Denmarkists worship the character Denmark. Similar to Doitsuists, Denmarkists reject the ways of The Eyebrowed One.
Convert to Denmarkism or something idk
A fan-made religion based off the anime Hetalia, similar to Doitsuism, which worships the character Magnus Densen, or Denmark.
Denmark is everything to a true Denmarkist.
He is the reason the sun rises and sets, why the world turns, and the force behind every triumph of the human race.
He is the supreme lord of Scandinavian hottness.
His gravity defying hair is the subject of mass worship.
His axe is unforgiving, and often smites non-believers, the haters of the Denmarkism religion.
Some common catchphrases used by Denmarkists include "I hope you step on a lego," "Danish class," and "When in doubt, Denmark it out."
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Person 1: Denmark.
Denmarkist: *Squeals*
Person 1: What's with you?
Person 2: She must be into Denmarkism.
Denmarkist: When in doubt, Denmark it out. *runs off into the sunset on a wearing a cape with a Danish flag and throwing Legos everywhere*