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Tying a rubber band around your balls and then getting a hand job, sometimes paired with autoerotic asphyxiation.
"She didn't have any hair ties when I asked her for a Denver spud, so I had to settle for a bj."
A salacious prank intended in the same spirit as an Upper Decker in which the perpetrator uses the restroom and proceeds to wipe himself with a nearby washcloth or decorative towel in attemps to clog the toilet and leave a messy surprise for the owner.
The smaller the number of suspects at the time the Denver Nugget is done results in more props for the perpetrator. I.E. You will get more credit if you pull off a Denver Nugget in a house full of 3 people than a house full of 20 people
Props are also given if the object used to clog the toilet holds a sentimental value for the owner
"Dude, what's wrong with you?"
"Last night, someone clogged my toilet, and when I finally unclogged it, I realized it was the special towels that my grandma knitted for me when I was born!"
"Dude! Someone gave you a Denver Nugget!"
"The worst part is I was confused as to why someone would do this and whether or not I should wash the towels, or just trash them!"
"Dude, that's the point..."
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This is the substance you see stuck to someone's upper lip and cheeks after they vomit hard. It is named as such due to its resemblance to a Denver omelette.
Dude, did you see Sarah after she yakked?
I know, total Denver Mustache.
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One of the greatest Mucisians of all time wrote such great hits, as leaving on a Jet Plane, Country Roads, and Annie's song. In the 80s he'd testify against the fascists of the PMRC.
John Denvers songs are kick ass!
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The greatest team in the NFL with a loyal, passionate fan base. Being a Broncos fan means you never stop showing your support, no matter how much suffering or losses the team puts you through.
The Denver Broncos may never make the playoffs again, but I'm still Denver 'till I die.
God is a Broncos fan, why else are sunsets orange and blue?
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The act of creeping up on your sleeping spouse, then spreading your ass-cheeks wide open and in one swift movement, locking your anus-lips to their mouth-lips and letting go with a bowel shattering fart, thus causing your spouse's cheeks to balloon out to full capacity for a split second or two.
dude, i gave my wife a sick Denver balloon last night. I laughed for hours.
A prank derived in Chicago in the mid to late 2000's by an improviser. To "Denver" someone, as it is called, is to change the Facebook status of someone after they have left their account open to "I'm Moving to Denver".
Steve: "No, Mom. I'm Not actually moving to Denver. I went to the bathroom at work and a co-worker "Denvered" me.
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