a person who’s bed stinks, and they abuse their cat
person a: Hey do you know who Derk is?
person b: Yeah their bed stinks very badly and I heard they abuse their cat.
A way of denying something or saying no to a question.
“ yo do you like Kayla ? “
“ derks I would never “
The one idiotic acquaintance, possibly friend or relative that is so dumb there isn't a word to describe it.
(his brickheadedness). Could be named Derek, though not necessarily. Zero social skills. Married/Divorced, definitely kids. Hard worker usually flush when he turns up looking for drugs that can't be in the vicinity. Triggering instant anxiety and anger. But he has so much flow you can't refuse. This can happen multiple times. Depends on ones own meddle.
Goddamit! theres Derek! Damn it! Did he see us? yeah. What a total Dirk! Wonder how he's got? Looks like we're road tripping! righton.
Fuck what a dork. Yeah Derek is about the stupidest derk I've ever met.
Guy 1- why are you being such a derk!?
Guy 2- wtf does that mean????
Cross between a jerk and a dick. Can be masculine or feminine
The guys at the local weed store were derks as they didn’t give me the 30% online preorder discount
Something that is out of place; unique. This could be good or bad.
Girl with ugly outfit:
Person: that outfit is really derk...
Girl with really cool outfit:
person: wow! Your outfit is soo derk!!