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The Ukranian Dessert is when a single man is having sex with a married woman while the approving husband sleeps in the bed beside the couple. The man proceeds to place the married woman's face in his armpit, keeping his eyes fixated on the husband (his true love) until climax.
Went to my neighbor's house last night and had the best Ukranian Dessert! But I can't help but feel dirty.
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You sit on a girls face so your dick hangs over it like a trunk while she eats out your asshole.
I was getting an elephant's dessert and i farted on her face.
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The step after "sloppy seconds".
-Being the third person to get with a girl.
Dude, Drew was Dana's Dirty Dessert last night.
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A succulent blend of human diarrhea from someone who has Crohn's disease arranged appetizingly inside a dessert bowl. Commonly served with pistachio ice cream and a wafer.
"Mr. Johnson, on account of this being your birthday we'd like to present to you a complimentary bowl of Crohn's Dessert on the house!"
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Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.
This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".
I hope you don't mind baby, but I'm going to treat myself to some dessert and coffee tonight.
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A type of a speakeasy with a mixed concept of a bar and a bakery that serves both alcohol and dessert
Lets grab a drink and some cake in the dessert bar
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Rubbing your pubic hair on your partner till you give them a burn.
Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Dessert Sammed me you asshole!
Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.
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