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Doing a Diane

When you get above 90% on a test because you memorised the mark scheme, but you tell everyone you never saw it.

Doing a Diane...
Diane : "Oh my god, I got 92%!"
Everyone in the class: "Shut up Diane, you memorised the mark scheme..."
Diane : "No I didn't! I swear!"
*she memorised the mark scheme because she is a dumb cunt*

Diane Black

A lady wanting to allow hospitals to turn patients away. Her surname is a perfect definition for her as it describes the perfect color of her "soul".

Grace: Who is the person whose surname describes them perfectly?

Harold: Oh, you mean Diane Black?

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Diane Sawyer

Rickyism for "Tom Sawyer", a popular song from the band Rush.

Ricky: "Aye, play 'I Like To Rock'."

Alex Lifeson: "That's April Wine."

Ricky: "Well, play that Diane Sawyer song, or fuckin' play somethin'."

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Jack and Diane

Noun. Oral sex immediately following anal intercourse.
A direct reference to the John Mellencamp song, "Jack and Diane," specifically the line "Suckin' on a chili dog, outside the tasty freeze." The chili dog refers to a penis having come into recent contact with fecal matter, and the word "suckin'" refers to a "blow job" (fellatio.)

Jesus fucking christ, Anna's breath reeks! I bet she just gave her boyfriend a Jack and Diane.

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Ging-Dian

The unholy result of the breeding between an Indian and a Ginger. Dependent on the gene traits, you could end up with either a dark skinned red haired kid or a pale freckly curry smelling one. What's worse? You decide.

Mixing an Indian with a Ginger is like betting on red and black. You can't lose with a Ging-dian.

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DOGGY DIAN

MEAN, AGRESIVE, SK8R, SIMI EMO, STABS PPL WITH PENS, VERY TALL, GOOD AT GETTING REVENGE

origin:
teacher: WHY DO U WEAR CHAINS
DIAN: ?
Teacher: DOGGY DIAN