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He Will Not Divide Us! is a slogan made up by actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf to fight Donald Lump and his tiny hands.
Trump: me gon bild a wahllllll!
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf: He Will Not Divide Us! He Will Not Divide Us! He Will Not Divide Us!
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If there are 52 weeks each of seven days in one year, and a year is 365 days, then surely 365 over 52 must be equal to seven, right? Wrong. Besides there actually being 365.24 days in a year (See leap year for the reason) there are 51 weeks and four days in a year (five days in a leap year).
Interesting, eh?
No, not really, you old fart.
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the rule by which men can only date girls who are older than their age once its been halved and had 7 added to it
im into this chick but shes a bit young
how old?
14...
ur 17 dude - divide by 2 add 7. its a no go
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A rule for gauging a girl's level of hotness when dancing on them in the club when you are intoxicated.
Simply begin by judging her hotness out of 10, then divide that number by 2, and add 1.
NOTE: Will not work for girls who you rate less than a 2, but if your drunk and you think they're a 1, why would you dance with them in the first place?!
- Dude I was dancing with this shawty last night, she was a easily an 8!
--Chris, how drunk were you?
-Really spaced dude!
-- Better use the divide by 2 plus 1 rule then.
- Damn, she was only a 5 :(
When a number of Western countries would not allow travellers who have been jabbed with vaccines not manufactured in the West to enter, because the quality or efficacy of those allegedly “Eastern shots” is suspicious.
If the global vaccine divide were to be enforced, which means that vaccines like Covishield, Sinovac, Sinopharm, and Sputnik V wouldn’t be recognized in the EU (and possibly in the US), how much would global tourism or economy be decimated? Would the “vaccine apartheid” perpetrated by the West potentially usher in a World War III?
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This is how you calculate your BMI.
Kilograms Divided by Metres Squared is how you calculate your BMI.
It's when you're mom gets boned some awesomeley with pies and tacos so explodes.
Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.
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