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Look at that asshole sailing his douche canoes. What a Chad.
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When douche bags were created back in the 19th century, travelers would carry cargo fulls of this luxury. Eventually the Native Americans would start transporting these douche bags, canoes full, to the people of the United States. So the dirty vaginas of the 19th Century were be relieved by these shipments. These shipments became necessities to the "partners" of those filthy vaginas that the "partners" would be so relieved they would yell, "Hey look, its a DOUCHE CANOE!".
Person A: Man, I heard Calvin lost his job.
Person B: Really, what does he do now?
Person A: Still a Douche Canoer.
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Just when I thought there couldn't be a bigger Douche canoe ...Donald Trump came along
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Douche: object for cleaning a womans vagina.
Canoe: Small boat.
Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.
Person 1: Dude, you ate my last Twinkie! You douche canoe!
Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?
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SOMEONE WHO RUNS A MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT OIL IN IT
DOUCHE CANOE RAN HIS BIKE WITHOUT OIL IN IT AGAIN THANK GOODNESS ITS A HONDA
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Someone too busy playing on their phone to pay attention to darts
Hey douche canoe! It's your turn!
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An expression used to describe someone who is extremely stupid and infuriating.
1. Molly: My boyfriend was pressuring me into sex last night.
Shannon: What a douche canoe!
2. Ethan: My mom is being a douche canoe, she won’t let me smoke pot in my room.
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