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dyslexic apricot

any Gordon Ramsay insult, fits with idiot sandwich, dense cabbage, emotional salami, etc.

A: have you heared of insert name B: the dyslexic apricot?? Oh yeah!

by emotional salami December 14, 2020


auto-dyslexic

When you type out a word and it auto corrects but in reality you're dyslexic so you get mad at yourself and the phone.

God dammit auto-dyslexic

by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017


Emotionally dyslexic

When someone hits on a person that is clearly not interested. They didn't read the room, they're emotionally dyslexic,

Yoh, Chad just got batted by that betty who's been avoiding him all night. Man's emotionally dyslexic.

by Lord-voldeSNORT June 30, 2023


Dyslexic Bae Syndrome

This is when Sophia can’t spell correctly and repeatedly tried over and over again to spell and failed at each and every attempt

“Is this how it’s spelled or do I have dyslexic bae syndrome

by Not very smart Sophia June 18, 2021


dyslexic fingers

When ones brain can easily spell the desired word but whilst typing ones fingers FUCK IT UP!!

Oh ym god I vahe so tog dyslexic fingers rihtg now!!

by Schlongfacelots January 22, 2016


Dyslexic ass bitch

Me nigga my name is alec campione qnd I am a dyslexic bitch.

Alec campione is a dyslexic ass bitch

by Alec campione March 11, 2019


Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness

A person who can’t speak and read who commonly replies with “WHAT?” who you personally despise with a burning passion who has commonly said “I’m so depressed!” And they are extremely sad because they have no friends (although they may think your their friend) they have not been diagnosed with depression but constantly say this on group chats that you are stuck in with them.You most likely don’t have their number but they do. You constantly what to kick them in the Shins and permanently disable them.

A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.

You are a fucking Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness” screamed 69420

by 69420ha get it? January 24, 2020