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e-tard

Someone who has a prolofic lack of knowledge where computers and general I.T is concerned.

"Someone asked Dave to double-click the icon on the screen and he picked up the mouse and tapped it twice on the monitor...Dave, he's such an e-tard"

or

"no mum, I can't tell what's wrong with your computer just by listening to the sound of it down the phone- stop being an e-tard!"

by Biggest of Tones July 11, 2008

4πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


e-tard

one who cannot use email

Don't send Sally any email cause she's e-tarded...

by Sumlyn May 18, 2007

4πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


e-tard

Natsha twacked out daily chompin the pacifiers

pacifier chompin daily e-tard chompin

by tasha is a twacker September 16, 2007

3πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


e-tarded

Describing a technological process, website or electronic device that doesn’t make sense, works poorly or doesn’t work at all.

Jeff: Did you check out that cool site I was telling you about?

Heather: I tried to log in twenty times and it kept sending me to random pages. That site is e-tarded!

by electron100 June 1, 2010

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


e-tarded

A condition which causes a person to rely on the internet for almost all of their daily needs, in effect becoming completely useless without it.

A condition which results in a person having no common sense and/or knowledge other than what is available to him or her on the internet.

Condtion which is self-inflicted by an e-tard.

"It's been 8 hours... get off the computer or you'll be come e-tarded!"

Whisper to a friend: "That guy at the party was glued to his Blackberry... Is he e-tarded?"

by Barefoot Wildchild December 22, 2009

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


e-tarded

having access to internets & not knowing how to do a damn thing with it.

Wendy has had access to the internet for over 5 years & she still doesn't know how to use facebook or myspace. She is so e-tarded.

by bb0bbby January 8, 2009

3πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


e-tard

A person who is significantly behind the technology curve.

"My Mom is trying to make a Facebook account but I'm not worried, she's an e-tard."

by Skyfood January 20, 2010

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž