Eff Nog

A synonym for "What the fuck" in a kinder manner.
Also used to get into the holiday spirit.

"What the eff nog are you talking about?"

What the eff!

An exclamation used when surprised or discontented. Can be a substitute for cussing. May actually gradually replace cussing and destroy bad habits.

Hey you just won the lottery.

OMG, thats awesome. I'm going to buy a mansion now and a tight car.

Oh too bad, so did three million others, so you got one dollar.

What the eff!

eff u

What emo's say because their parents will kill 'em if they say a sweary word.

emo: damn, my eyeline pencil broke :(
emo's friend: haha, you suck!
emo: eff u!
emo's friend: uhhhh... don't you mean FUCK YOU!?!
emo: SHUT IT! my mom will kill me if she hears me swearing, man!
emo's friend: oh, sorry dude!

oily eff

to describe someone as being fat anfd oily

adjective just being fat basically

1. wow dana is a mad oily eff

wada-eff

Another term of saying:
>What The *F!
>WTF!
>or WHAT THE F*CK

a cute way of expressing an emotion ;)

1. Fail! Wada-eff.

2. Wada-eff are you wearing?

eff off

what is said to make sue cry....

Sue: *cry*

tee-eff

a substitute for titty fucking for all the girls who are grossed out by the word 'titty'

he'd rather tee-eff me then get a handy