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A bukakke in which a group of ewoks (preferrably 5) stand on top of each other an ejaculate on the face of Princess Leia. On Endor, of course.
"Man you know when Luke wasnt watching them Ewoks was bustin out the hardcore fuckin on Leia. Hell, i bet they did a Ewok totem bukakke"
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When a mature Star Wars fan evaluates their childhood nostalgia and recognizes that there are awful parts of the franchise.
After watching Episode VII: Return of the Jedi with his son, Bobby had a Come-to-Ewok moment and realized that the ewoks, were in fact, not awesome.
The secret porno George Lucas was filming, but was never truly funded. It is said to be the most expensive porno to date and George even said that just like Episode 1 to be very disappointing.
OMG I could't stop jerking my cock 2 Jar Jar and Ewoks make a Porno
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When your significant other goes out of town and you get wasted and indulge in the sci-fi fascination you’ve been hiding.
My boyfriend went out of town for work and I drank a copious amount of wine and was Ewoking until the sun came up.
When two midgets fist eachother until orgasm. But they havent shaven in months.
Ronnie and keykey did an upside down ewok
When two midgets who havent shaven in months fist each other until orgasming into each others mouth
Ronnie and shaquiqui were upsidedown ewoking
Midgets fist each other until they orgasm into each others mouth. But they havent shaved their hair in months
I heard Ronnie and keykey did an upside down ewok last night