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fortnite

A game that male virgins from the ages of 9 to 30 play in response to how much they hate their lives.

Person 1: Hey, did you get that girls' number?
Person 2: Nah, but I got a W on Fortnite.

by Mr. SameDifference February 20, 2018

68๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fortniters

People John Wick needs help from.

If you haven't drawn the conclusion that fortniters are mentally ill and we should ignore/ostracize them, it's probably because they ate all the crayons you were trying to draw with.

by AlterLynx 2 October 17, 2018

96๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fortnite

A game played by uglass niggas who get no pussy. And when they win they seem to think that posting it on their snap story will make their daddy come back

Person 1-Yo you wanna play fortnite?
Person 2-Nah bruh miss me with that gay shit I have a whole girlfriend

by King ape February 11, 2018

298๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fortnite

A game that just won't die.

Have you seen the Fortnite item shop today?

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog September 22, 2020

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fortnite

A disgusting, cringey player base where almost everybody, preferably sad, lazy 6 year olds hone the ability to fucking build the empire state building everytime they hear a bullet fire almost 370 metres away in their 200 dollar headphones

Guy 1: Oyy, u wanna play fortnite mate?
Guy 2: Fuck no, that game hot metal garbage

by RonaldCheesy April 23, 2020

21๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fortnite

The game that makes lose your girlfriend instantly

Guy: do u wanna play fortnite

Girl: no I'm breaking up with you

#rip

by Jetdean April 16, 2018

37๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fortnite

a SHITTY ASS GAME that people with no life play it has no meaning sure it's multiplayer and shit but like seriously only dirty ass hoes and retarded ass people play this like you have a life out there instead you dirty ass people play this talk about daily like SHUT THE HELL UP no one wants to hear about that shit...I swear if a dirty shitty crusty ass person comes up to me and asks "do you play fortnite" I will pop a bitch in 2.5 seconds

Billy:Hey do you play fortnite
Johnny:Of course I do! hbu?
Billy:No I don't Johnny you're dirty why are you playing that,it has no meaning...
Johnny:Leave me alone...
Billy:No HOE that's dirty people stuff go somewhere
Johnny:Im telling my mommy you called me that
Billy:Bitch does it look like I give a fuck go tell you're mother I dare you I won't share any of my cookies when it's snack time on Monday
Johnny:OMG COOKIES okay Billy...I won't tell

by Whackasshoes March 11, 2018

94๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž