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When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.
(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)
You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)
In the Uk this is used describe an attractive person and mot commonly women
“That gyal is looking fertile innit”
A term invented by John Kerry and/or Bill Gates to denote 'non white population control'.
According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.
A barbecue sauce that has many varieties such as;
1.Fertile baby
2.Elderly
3.Rectum Juice
4.Vagina Juice
5.Male testicle Juice
6.Bull Rectum Juice.
The core ingredient of the sauce is rectum juices that is acquired in a safe and human way.
It is a very delicious sauce that i recommend to everyone.
C- "You know what would go really awesome with this steak?"
J- "No dude, what?"
C- "Fertile Baby Barbecue Sauce, yo!"
J- "WTF, you sick bastard."
For a man to ejaculate between the navel and genitalia of another. Usually only used when the partner has not shaved.
Man: Where do you want me to cum?
Partner: fertilize the bush!
Attractive female, Similar to ' A bit of gear'.
There is a fair amount of Fertile Delta running round this joint.
Or;
'Owen thinks he is a chance with that Fertile Delta over there'.
The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
Are you going home right away?
No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.
I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.