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a term used for a complete twat who's typical behavior is camping on modern warfare 2
fucking hell is that fester gook still there?!
synonym for a bald pussy
It was rumored that Tina had a muff but when I went down on her, she was clean. She had a fester snatch.
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The great old one. He who must not be summoned. The ancient. The unholy. Defined by mass alone, this great one will consume any and all within it's path. Fueled by pure alcohol and driven only to feed.
"Here comes Uncle Fester, hide the snacks."
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Uncle Fester - Child Molestor
Not originally used by the gentry of old east London town, now officially part of the Cockney rhyming dictionary and appearing on various 'Cockney' translation sites, ''Uncle Fester'' has become the new ''Nonce'' or ''Kiddie Fiddler.''
Apparently movies such as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - full of faux Cockney wording - encouraged people to take up creating their own rhyming slang.
''Uncle Fester'' has been affectionately adopted and accepted as a more modern alternative to ''nonce'' in many areas of East and South London.
1. ''Did you 'ear about ol' Keith? Yeah...turns out the filthy git's an Uncle Fester, 'e's been done for feelin' up some schoolie.''
2.Some celebrity Uncle Festers include; Gary Glitter. Pete Townshend, Matthew Kelly, R. Kelly, Kanye West and Elton John.
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A person who uses a modified lightbulb to smoke Meth.
Uncle R*** is bein a Uncle fester again huh? stickin lightbulbs in his mouth makin um light up.
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a person who produces rancid jizz.
oh my god Kelly, i was sucking Ryans helm the other day and he jaffed up in my mouth, what a cum festerer!! he tasted rotten!!
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n: a guy who gets in the way of his friend's game, see also - cockblock
v: to be annoying, irritating
A guy likes a girl, his friend comes up and starts calling him out. The guy is like 'Stop being such a fester!'
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