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N. Alternate name for doggy style. The name is derived from men's inability to last very long in this position. Hence, once he starts getting it doggie, he's finished.
"Ward's ass came home drunk and frisky. He was on top of me riding away- blowing his beer breath all over me, I couldn't take anymore so I rolled over into the finishing position and let nature take it's course."
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A school where you learn to get your shit together so you can act right in public
The entire state of Alabama needs to go to finishing school
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When a man orgasms ("finishes") on a woman. Since it comes out in a line, it is his finish line.
Last night, I gave her the ol' finish line.
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this is when a man or a woman indulges in masturbation as normal. just before he or she reaches climax, quickly presses Alt + Tab on the keyboard to bring up an internet explorer window that they have previouly set up with the image of someone they have been stalking for most of the afternoon on facebook. This results in a more meaningful wank, and thus more enjoyment for the participant.
for example, one frisky summers afternoon you have been secretly surveying your girlfriends younger sister in her daily activities. knowing there is no feasable way in which to fuck her, to maintain your relationship with her older sister the facebook finisher offers the perfect release.
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A sex act performed on your woman in the 69 position. Using your index and second finger on each hand alternatively like a sewing machine at full throttle. Expect squirting...
After slamming my bird for 3 hours I just flipped her over into the 69 and gave her the smithy finisher ;)
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Not quite finished with something
Yeah Hans, I can go smoke some herb, I pre-finished my linear algebra homework.
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A daring sexual act done by two or more rock climbers. As a male climber ascends a top-rope route, he secretly works himself toward climax. Upon reaching the top, the climber gets the belayer’s attention: making eye-contact the climber proceeds to ejaculate on the belayer’s face.
This act should only be attempted by experienced climbers, prepared to down-climb their route as a Yosemite Finish may result in them being abruptly taken off belay. (It is also highly frowned upon at indoor climbing facilities.)
Dude, I had to down-climb my route Saturday after I gave that girl a Yosemite Finish. She doesn’t want to go climbing with us anymore.
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