A phrase shouted after somebody trys to tell a funny story, but their story is too long, boring, and most of all not funny!
Fitz: One day when I was playing Gears of War with some of my friends, I was trying to shoot somebody when one of them just comes up to me and tried to chainsaw me. I just turned around and shot them in the head, and he was like Nooooo... and I was like Yeah....Take That!!!
Xander: GOOD ONE FITZ!!!!
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Originates from the 1920's but has recently resurfaced. Refers to placing unecessary importance to an unimportant event.
Bob tried to make his 22nd birthday into a Fitz and Miles Carnival. Who cares about his 22nd birthday?
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the act of doin something really stupid or being really stupid. when u wake up the following morning like y did i do that?
'yo last nite i banged my 14 year old step sister... i totally pulled a d boy fitz''
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Darcy fitz is a person that is very skinny, hate-able, black, and eats fruit. He likes to play apex legends on Saturday's, and likes to go to the water park on Sunday's, he has a pretty full schedule.
Darcy Fitz, you are so skinny and i hate you.
When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.
Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."
Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"
Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"
Tim: Commits seppuku
a Lauren fitz sings like a rusty hamster wheel. they look like a potato that you stepped on and can't get out of the bottom of your shoe mixed with a little mushroom. they are so spastic and they run like a fat ass goat. if you ever come in contact with one RUN because they will most likely have herpes.
person 1: Whats that screeching sound?
Person 2: oh its just a Lauren Fitz
To lie, cheat and steal while bragging to the boys thinking you are hot shit.
Mike was fitzing when he hired a prostitute in the red light district of Amsterdam.