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When your girlfriend's, or a friend who's a girl, or a female who walks by you, smells like someone opened a can of tuna coming from the vaginal area. It normally means she is in desperate need for a douche. Or a shower. And use lots of soap. Because that stench is hard to get rid of.
Two guys walk past a girl in Wal-Mart
Guy 1: DUDE! Did you smell that?!
Guy 2: Yeah bro. That was definitely a Flounder Bounder.
Guy 1: Hopefully she's making her way to the douching isle.
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When one takes a massive poop.
"wow dude, I just took a flounder pounder! I feel 10 pounds lighter."
when you slap the outside lips of a girl's orgasm chasm with your love piston for minutes on end
I gave Becky a wild flounder slapper last night, but I forgot to stop before I came now she's pregnant.
When 2 people who like someone fight for her "love". The person they are fighting for doesn't even like them back.
Jackson - Hey Bryce I heard you like Ashley
Bryce - Ya I also heard you like Ashley
Jackson - Lets fight for her love no balls
Ashley - Hey are you guys doing a flounder fight
A gang consisting of many kids ranging from 8 to 16 year olds. The Flounder Gang are mostly found at playgrounds after 8:00 P.M. and are pretty loud.
"Hey honey, I'm gonna go for a night walk with the dog." "Okay sweetie, but avoid the playground the Flounder Gang might be there."
When a man and woman are engaged in a doggy-style intercourse session and the man accidently leaves the vag and almost enters her knot. The woman then whips her head around causing both eyes to end up on one side of her head fiercely making eye contact with the would-be male intruder.
I was really getting into it with Beth - hitting it from behind. But I accidently pulled out and almost entered the back door and she spun around and gave me the Flounder Eye
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When a woman has recently contracted an infection in her vagina that releases a bothersome, fishy odor. Usually caused by bacterial vaginosis.
1)
"There is a 75% chance that the woman who just walked by us was freshly floundered."
"How can you tell??"
"She reeked of fish."
2) There's only a few reasons a woman ever smells like fish. You better hope she wasn't freshly floundered.
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