1. What seems to be a great guy, but is actually the complete opposite.
2. A poor imitation of a soulmate/awesome guy.
Derived from the phrase:
"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil"
Marquesa: I don't know why she's still dating him.
Calpurnia: I know, he's just a loser in aluminium foil.
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a very hot girl
not fat
skinny or average
very sexual
a whore
the best at sex
amazing person
the bestest friend ever
a great girlfriend
mostly white and preppy
1. Michelle is hot.
2. I banged Michelle yesterday.
3. Michelle is looking good.
tin-foil
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To be able to shoot tinfoil out of ones ass and defeat all the mere shrubs in your garden of life
Yo did you hear that Angie is a tin foil master bro how crazy is that
alien technology that make people crazy. once removed from head will have a million uses. it often seen on a head of a man/woman who appears insane. again it has a million uses such as heating a potato getting a tan and if turned inside out can cool you down on a hot day
"hey my potato's cold"
"here use my tin foil hat it should heat it up in no time"
"thanks"
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based on the idea that tin foil protects your brain from being read, this term may also refer to people who embrace paranoid or conspiracy theories. especially used by leftists when referring to far leftists.
Did you see the Tin Foil Hat ranting about aliens controlling the media? His conspiracy theories made the rest of us look like nuts!
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A Paranoid Conservative who unlike mainstream conservatives buys into one or all of the conspiracy theory's that pop up on the Extreme Right and far-right
Conspiracy theories that somehow make their way into the edges of the mainstream.
example
The War on Christmas
Bither Conspiracy (Obama is not a legal citizen conspiracy)
New World Order Conspiracy
Fema Concentration Camp Conspiracy
Clinton Body Count Conspiracy
Jewish 9/11 Conspiracy
Global Warming is a Fraud Conspiracy
ect...
Don't listen to the guy spewing stories about a New World Order, He's just a Tin Foil Conservative
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An obervation from one person to another that they are not thinking with logic.
Damn foo you be hittin' the foil or something?
Excuse me sir I have made a keen obervation that you might have been hitting the foil because of your unwise decisions.
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