When someone refuses to come out of the closet and instead have a bearded life with a wife or husband, they are Narnia Gay
'Wow he's so far in the closet he's stuck in Narnia, He's Narnia Gay'
Person 1: Wait Susan has a boyfriend? I thought she was lesbian...?
Person 2: I think she's Narnia Gay'
15π 3π
A sexual act involving two men, a woman, a wardrobe with a hole cut out in the back, and a faun costume. Have the woman crawl into the wardrobe, sticking her head through the hole that has been cut out. When she is positioned properly, a man is then to mount the woman and perform sexual intercourse while the other man, dressed as Mr. Tumnus, receives oral sex on the other side of the wardrobe.
I'm just glad Carl still had that faun costume, otherwise we couldn't have given that bitch The Full Narnia!
When a friend/person you are seeing stops hanging out for no apparent reason and is unable to be reached by any conventional means.
Bob: Yo have you seen John lately? He never hangs out anymore.
Andrew: I havent either. Guess he moved to Narnia.
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The state of being so far into the closet that you are in Narnia, syn: flamer
Bill: Damn yo, that Merrick kid is Narnia Gay!
Joe: Tell me about it, look at the pink hsirt and those earrings
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When a person is so far in the closet about being gay that they don't even realize it themselves. As though they are living in an alternate universe.
Also see Narnian
So Scott has been dating Sarah for 4 years now and they have only had sex twice and he only seems to only get turned on around other guys? Wow, he's Narnia Deep.
When you can't find some(one/thing)so you say it is off to Narnia.
Guy 1: Where's Jon?
Guy 2: He's Off to Narnia.