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Born Jason Dean Bennison in 1973, he became popular in 2005 after winning "Rockstar: INXS" and becoming lead singer of the band INXS. Recently they released the first album under JD's vocals. It's called "Switch". It's a slightly less the mediocre album in my opinion.
Billy: "Who is JD Fortune?"
Me: "New lead vocalist of the band INXS."
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An amount of money that is well beyond pocket change or what you'd normally spend on any one thing but isn't in the same league expense wise as a new car or house.
An example could be a new computer that you might need to save up for a while to afford.
Another example might be eating at a really expensive restaurant. It's not costing you the same amount as a new computer, but it's still far more expensive then a typical meal.
Look, I think we're going to have to choose somewhere less expensive to eat. I love the food there but it costs a small fortune.
Yes, I know I need a new video card but I can't afford the small fortune that a lot of the ones you're recommending cost.
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The people who aren't stupid enough to get convinced to fuck their own sisters and give up their money.
They will typically taunt others with the line, "I f*cked your sister, why don't you? You know you will like it. Mind if I get a couple of dollars for that suggestion?"
Unfortunately some people cannot see that they are just joking and do end up screwing their sisters and paying people for the opportunity.
Those people are most likely to be extremely liberal and caught up in the notion that daddy's oil money will never run out. Thats you, Colorado College students!
I want to own a Fortune 500 company, not work for one. That girl is your sister? I think I have met here before, but where...? oh yeah!
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(Un)fortunately means that the thing in question is in your favor, not the person whom you're talking to (or vice versa).
1. (Un)fortunately, I won the raffle. (the thing in question is in YOUR favor, not your best friend's)
2. (Un)fortunately, you got accepted on the audition, not me. (the thing in question is in your FRIEND'S favor, not yours)
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snow bunny but for Asian girls; hard to find but lucky to have.
Asian girls that only go for 🥷🥷
Yea, she’s the only fortune cookie at our school
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A popular female pornstar in LoL with big tits and more.
Most people who use it hold her for a long.
Miss Fortune is a bitch
Miss Fortune have big tits
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"Janeil Fortune" an intelligent brilliant man who's mind exceeds all other in pleasing women.
He is said to be the south africa's sexiest man....
You look like the Janeil Fortune I need ...(says Victoria to her boyfriend Jacob)
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