A person who responds to your forum post faster than the refresh of your monitor making it virtually impossible for you to correct yourself without looking like a complete jack-ass
1 This video is awesome!
2 Got a direct link to it?
3 Just click on the video.. jeeez (BOOM HEADSHOT!)
2 I can't "see" the video I am at work and they block youtube. Just wanted to save it for when I get home to watch it.
2 PS: I posted this before I saw the link posted......
4 You just got forum snipered
Some online forums which contain brainless people and people who have no life. They donβt know what sub forum to post in. Itβs known for itβs cancerous community and toxic people. And there are a lot of fights there and there are a lot of scumbags and kids over there. Once you join it there is no way back. You are now a forum personality, THATβs GREAT!
Dude: Hey do you use Growtopia Forums?
Other Dude: Do you mean cancer?
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You've basically lived your life posting or commenting on a forum or group of forums on some nondescript website or platform.
If the forums go quiet longer than 3 hours, you're mentally breaking down.
You should probably find something else to do... but no, you're refreshing the page every minute to check if anyone's said anything.
...Huh. Think it's about time to take a break? No...?
Well fuck.
Person A: Hey, what the fuck are you doing up at 2:51 AM? Look at all these threads, you've been posting since about 20 hours ago! Get some sleep, you're acting like you're some forum-dweller. Please, just get some rest. It's not healthy.
Person B: ...I just want someone to talk to. C'mon, don't do me like this. There isn't much in my life I'd rather be doing.
Person A: Okay, okay. Maybe... you could just get some sleep and then once you wake up, then you'll have some fresh material. You don't have to stare at the forum for hours at a time.
Person B: Fine.
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The internet equivalent to that weird kid in the corner who nobody really notices until he kills his entire class.
Man have you seen the filmcow forums lately? They're a mess.
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Trolls are people who want to get on your nerves. They will usually lurk around the forums and wait for an opportunity to annoy or attack a user. The best way to ignore a troll is not to flame back, but to report and move on. Trolls are no good and should be exiled.
Example of such trolls are Wintersfire, Vent etc.. If you come across these, but ignore and move on.
If you're new to Basil, wintersfire shouldn't be a problem. Vent is the real troll.
Example:
Forum User: How can I get a GF?
Forum Troll: You should first get a life, and get off the computer.
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The heavy metal forum is found on sites such as VampireFreaks, Ultimate Guitar Tabs, GaiaOnline, and other social or music sites. You can expect many Metal Elitists and emo teenagers within these walls.
The emo kids start topics about Bullet For My Valentine or Slipknot and talk about other emo shitty bands. These kids are usually spat on and booted from the mods.
The Elitists tell those kids to fuck off and die. All while talking about their shitty underground black metal bands. Any bands they don't like are considered not metal. Any band with more than 10,000 fans are considered sell-outs and mainstream.
Fights always break out between the two sides, with the Emo usually throwing the "It's my Opinion" and "Freedom of Speech" arguments, and the elitist using the "No, it's a fact that (band) is SHIT" argument.
Typical Metal Forum Scenario
14-Year old in a Recommendation Thread: Check out these bands!
Job for a Cowboy
Bullet for my Valentine
Five Finger Death Punch
Elitist: I'd rather have cancer and AIDS simultaneously than to listen to that shit.
*shitstorm ensues*
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Someone who gets pleasure by typing annoying/controversial/offensive words at strangers on internet forums, for them to read.
person 1:can someone tell me how to do this?
troll: you're stupid, i hope you're not as ugly as you are stupid, then you will have problems
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