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The Donkey Gene (or DG for short) is an inheritable trait that is most noticeable in white trash families. It is believed that all people are born with the Donkey Gene but your upbringing determines if the DG lies dormant or if it becomes active. If you are raised by a jackass who makes poor decisions then odds are, you will learn these undesirable decision making skills and thus the DG will most likely be activated.
Occasionally DG anomalies can occur. This is where people who are brought up by well rounded responsible parents somehow obtain an active DG. Conversely, people whose parents are complete morons sometimes manage to become responsible adults and break the DG cycle. Scientists have yet to determine why this happens
Jack: Hey did you hear that Sally spent her tax return on a new stereo instead of fixing the busted out window in her trailer?
Jill: No, but that doesn't surprise me, last year she bought rims for her car even though the muffler was hanging off and the whole thing is held together by Bondo! I'm telling you, she's got the Donkey Gene!
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The Second Coming of Jesus Christ.
It's not my fault! Any other questions?
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A dude with a long-ass tongue.....
Carlos: Dude! Check out my tongue! *sticksout 6" tongue*
Peter: Dude! You are such a Gene Simmons!!!!
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Gene Takavic AKA the Cinnabon manger in Omaha, Nebraska Gene is a sweet and kind man he truly cares for his co-workers
“I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one”
The Infamous Cinnabon Manager Gene Takavic
A mega Jew
Person: I’m going to the spurs game tonight
Person 2: Are you trying to be a Gene Watts
An unfortunate trait among young American males that inspires them to obsess over sports, sculpt their hair in lizard like patterns, and have a tendency to start yelling and speaking loudly upon drinking many beers. They also are predominately known to wear flip flops, which goes against nature, for no normal man willingly exposes his feet.
Joe: "Yo Drew, do you see what I see? That guy is wearing pink flip flops. My mother has the same ones.."
Drew: "Wow, yeah, he definitely has the Jerky Gene.."
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Slightly shallower genetic source of those whose actions make it obvious that they sprang from a place with not much variety in DNA.
You sent troops where?! When?! Boy, the gene puddle must have been drying out by the time your parents had you.
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