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The Curse of Gareth Bale

When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.

The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.

by Master_D October 22, 2020

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Gareth Morgan Special

To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”

Fuck, mate! If your cat keeps acting like that I’ll have to give it the Gareth Morgan Special!

by SalamanderJones May 13, 2021


Gareth Hamilton

Gareth Hamilton is a guy with an uneven head shape, and he is very stupid. He also gets bullied by his sibling and has gay genes that run through the family

“Lol look the younger sister is sitting in the front seat

“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”

by phatwastaken November 22, 2021


GARETH<3

Two guys that are in a very gay-relationship, two guys that likes to jerk eachoter off and suck eachothers d***
(BY MAD GIRL, HI GUYS!)

"Wanna play some Gareth<3-games?"
"Omg, those guys do Gareth<3-shit togever"

by ShitIloveGareth January 3, 2017


gareth hughes

A squared headed sub-human obsessed with siren head and other digital online characters. Little intelligence boarder line crazy . Lower life form than pond scum. Single cell organism who attempts to destroy others by means of insanity

Wow look at that pond scum it’s a Gareth hughes

by Eggkelly September 12, 2020


Gareth

Gareth is a sweet, considerate, and kind young man. Gareth’s have large and beautiful eyes along with long eyelashes, like glass oceans. He is creative, talented, and smart and an enjoyable person to be around. He can come off as shy or awkward at first, but once you get to know him he’s one of the most fun people you will get to know. He is affectionate and open about his feelings, and isn’t afraid of vulnerability or honesty about himself. He will always be there for you even when it’s hard. Any partner of his is lucky as hell and they should do everything in their power to keep him. He’s so awesome that his awesome and loving and hot and talented girlfriend would probably write an entry about him for him to stumble upon one day.

Person 1: who’s that boy with the beautiful green eyes?
person 2 presumably his hot gf: oh, that’s Gareth!

by ratslushies November 26, 2021


Gareth

"Gareth" is a name reserved for handsome yet humble narcissists.

Normally given to very special Swedish princes.

As a friend, organiser or business man you wont get better than a "Gareth".

How good at Football are you ?
I'm fxxxing brilliant - I'm even better than Zlatan - Im almost a "Gareth"

by BillyHilton September 16, 2020