Hip Hop Gas Station

A gas station you drive by at night, and the gentlemen with baggy clothes, along with women dressed like prostitutes, give the illusion that the gas station in case is currently filming a hip hop music video.

I drove to the Conoco to get gas, but realized that it was a hip hop gas station, and decided to risk trying to find another station in a less ghetto part of town.

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full service gas station

When a man sticks his penis into a womans vagina and urinates.

"I'll stick it in you and pee, it's a full service gas station BIOTCH!!!"

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gas station coke drinker

People who are never seen without a big old 32 ounce coke, mountain dew or other large beverage from a gas station in their hand. They are also the last person in the world based upon their weight and existing diet that should be walking around 24/7/365 slammin down gallons of soda.

Here comes that fatass gas station coke drinker. She couldn't pass up a 32 ounce 600 calorie soda if her life depended upon it. She's always having to stop and pick one up on her way and then sitting down sucking it up and over her rotten ass teeth.

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Gas Station Back Up

A dirty hammer usually used for beating things live a retard. Can be used as an insult if desired.

Let's use the Gas Station Back Up.

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gas station rule

When traveling to a gas station or store in a car, everyone gets their seat back when returning to the vehicle, if in the store for less than 20 minutes.

-Shotgun!

-no, you n00b! Gas station rule!

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Feeling hot at a gas station

Taking pride in a personal attribute based on the lack of others having that same personal attribute to the same degree or level as another.

Synonym: tallest midget

I'm watching the Flat Earth Documentary and have never felt smarter in my life, this is the intellectual version of feeling hot at a gas station.

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Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!

I'm HIDEOUS!

friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?

friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!

person 2: ok

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