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A country in Central or Western Europe, depending on one's definition, infamous across much of the world for the rogue Nazi dictatorship that occupied it 1933–1945. It is the most populous and wealthiest country located entirely in Europe with its human development exceeding that of the USA or UK. Despite World War II and the atrocities of the Nazi regime taking place three generations ago, some still consider all modern Germans to be Nazis and racists. Germany has become one of the most liberal and tolerant nations since then, a great place to live with many content immigrants and access to universal healthcare and all of the most cutting edge modern amenities.
Idiot: Your ancestry traces to Germany? You are the descendant of Nazis!
Me: (punches him in the face and busts his nose) Now I think you just learned a lesson.
Idiot: (on the ground nodding as his nose gushes blood)
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The country which brought forth two World Wars, Communism and Nazism, concentration camps and death camps, engineered and executed the Holocaust. Germany invented propaganda and blitzkrieg. Germany invented carpet bombing of the cities, crematoria and Cyclone B. They invented superhuman and subhuman as well as starving children to death. Germans used human hair to stuff pillows and human skin to make gloves.
Germans also make good cars.
Germany, Germans, Auschwitz, Dachau, Buhenvald,
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A country in Europe, where absolutely nothing happened between 1933 and 1945. They export great cars, good beer and dumb students who cannot make it on their own universities. They love sauerkraut don’t like their neighbours very much.
Tourist: I heard Germany is where the nazi party was found.
German: blablablablabla i can't hear you.
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Something that 98.83% of the world call Nazis even though they make really good cars and products for the world.
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Germany the land of beer and sour kraut it a great place with a dark past they had many rises and falls though one time they hated Jews and did bad things to them and should not be talk about it there but today it's one of best countries.
Guy 1:i love germany
Guy 2: me too there beer is great.
Guy 1: agree
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A country with many good qualities such as good medicine, good cars, their resilience from the economic depression after the war, their enginnering and so on...
It is too bad they aren't able to admit their past and try to justify their actions on hitler beign a charismatic speaker and him beign Austrian and not German.
Jew>Why did the people in Germany kill us?!
German>You can't blame us, Hitler was such a charismatic speaker
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Overrated country, obvious racial tensions in the air. Country in which everyone there is cool but the GERMANS !! The only good thing about the place is the beer.
True Story
Guy: Why did those guys leave the bar?
Bartender: Germany or germans dont feel comfortable with Americans around.
Guy: Hahaha, im here on vacation, shit.
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