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One of the guitarists that completely defined Heavy Metal, along with K. K . Downing . A God. A legend unfairly underrated. The best solos of Judas Priest fell from his fingers.
Glenn Tipton is the best guitarist of Heavy Metal.
When your father punches you so hard in the face that it causes an involuntary erection.
Dude, I was just watching my sister sleep last night and out of nowhere my dad appeared from the shadows naked and Dirty Glenned me!
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Kenny Glenn was a 14 year old kid who posted videos of him beating his cat (aka dusty the cat)
Around 30,000 people saw this video
Believe it or not a Person who used /b/ the 4chan board actually found the ip of Kenny and reported it to authorities
I'm guessing later that day or 2-3 days later he was arrested
the videos are still up on liveleak
dude1:(receiving im ) www.youtube.com=xurflhafl
what the fuck is that kid doing to that cat
troller: hahahahhaha
omg my cats Kenny Glenn is loose
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A title given to the person deemed the biggest bitch of a particular circle of friends. Originating from the ex-New York Islanders goalie with the same name (who was the epitome of mediocrity...and is a huge bitch), it is technically open to all parties, though it must be retained by Andy Scott it at all times.
Andy: "Fuck, guys! Watch it - that hit me in the face!"
Paul: "Uhh, it's a ballon..."
Andy: "Whatever, you don't understand! I have glasses!"
Julien: "Ok, Glenn Healy."
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Neolithic caveman who vouchsafes his stupidity to the poor souls who accidentally flipped through Fox News on their way to the Food Network.
Glenn Beck: I don't think Jesus ever used the word "vouchsafe."
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The human equivalent of Eric Cartman from South Park, in that he is an asshole, spouts hateful comments that are completly inaccurate, and is a total fat ass.
Glenn Beck.
Glenn Beck: Obama wasn't born in this country, he's a communist!
Caller: But Glenn, you can find his birth certificate online that clearly shows he was born in Hawaii.
Glenn Beck: RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
Caller: Well at least I don't consume my own body weight in cheetos and mountain dew everyday!
Glenn Beck: Screw you guys, i'm going home!
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A moron who has absolutley no idea what the fuck he's talking about and is a god fosaken moron.
Dude I saw this guy on TV, he's such a Glenn Beck! Ironically that's the guy's name! No I'm serious!
Seriously do you need to know more?
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