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The beer shit you unleash upon the world after a long night of drinking Guinness on St. Patrick's Day.
Greg: Dude, last night was crazy with all the Guinness and Car Bombs. I unleashed some Guinness Stew at work this morning!
George: Bro, your an idiot!
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The contents of a pint of guinness that did not make it down your throat during a chug (irish car bomb) and ended up down the front of your shirt.
"I don't care how fast you bomb it, if you end up with a guinness necktie, you lose."
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To do 'The Dirty Guinness' one must down one's pint of Guinness then continue to thrust said empty pint glass into ones face, shattering it in the process.
Paddy O'Halloran: I can't make it into work today boss.
Boss: Why might that be Paddy?
Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!
Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.
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Ending a long night by drinking a Guinness.
Hey man, it's been a long night. Last call is soon. Let's have a Guinness to finish.
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The frothy skid marks left in a womans undergarments.
His passion was killed in an instant when on removing her panties he saw the black and tan frothy skid marks in her gusset which looked like guinness kisses.
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The image created on the head of a pint of guinness, or other stout, by the careful.pouring of a skillfull bar tender, often in response to a request for a shamrock, when the request us made too late kn the round, for example after all other drinks have been poured. The Guinness penis may be an accidental creationi if the bar tender is particularly tired and/or emotional, or it may be entirely deliberate if the customer is at fault. It can be avoided by always ordering the Guinness first and by asking the bar tender to 'take one for themselves'
Nanette: Do you think thus looks like a guinness penis on my pint?
Fkeur: Did you order it last again? Hmm?
The super OCD teacher who can't stand it when her markers are in the wrong color code.
Mrs. Guin got me suspended for putting my marker in the wrong spot.